tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post113939300140077072..comments2023-10-30T04:55:07.062-07:00Comments on my year of new things: Apparently, People Like PeeErikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1143617438947986732006-03-28T23:30:00.000-08:002006-03-28T23:30:00.000-08:00Okay, I just reread this comment thread for the fi...Okay, I just reread this comment thread for the first time since it originally happened, and angela and aimie, it makes me really happy that both of you shared those stories.Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1140345159013249982006-02-19T02:32:00.000-08:002006-02-19T02:32:00.000-08:00Ooooooh, just noticed that you changed your commen...Ooooooh, just noticed that you changed your comments' timestamp to include DATES. Woo! That's soooo your new thing! Yay! Mucho apreciado, dudo!Bonniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01534110211301459474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1140222418025817702006-02-17T16:26:00.000-08:002006-02-17T16:26:00.000-08:00aims, i totally never saw your last comment and am...aims, i totally never saw your last comment and am just seeing it now for the first time. i wonder if you'll ever see THIS comment. when are you going to menopause: the musical? you have to let me know the date, i want to come.Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1139866449961355792006-02-13T13:34:00.000-08:002006-02-13T13:34:00.000-08:00heehee! i have three better words.sean. is. back....heehee! i have three better words.<BR/><BR/>sean. is. back.<BR/><BR/>but, i don't get the nogin. F it all. you'll just have to fill me in.<BR/><BR/>i bet you've guessed the identity of bighead. if you think you know, you know!<BR/><BR/>yes, tgif's was my first restaurant job followed by islands, mi piace, and the electric lotus. oh, the people i've waited on...<BR/><BR/>did i tell you that menopause: the musical is finally closing? march 12th. sienna and i are going to drink 20 margaritas and go see it (because i've only seen it from the wings). wanna come? :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1139821770721182612006-02-13T01:09:00.000-08:002006-02-13T01:09:00.000-08:00Oh my god, soleclaw, NO COMMENTS are lame-o, all c...Oh my god, soleclaw, NO COMMENTS are lame-o, all comments are good. I am a comment whore, and I hate the thought of someone NOT leaving a comment for fear of it being lame-o. Seriously, since it's my blog, consider me King of Comments, and I decree that no comment written by soleclaw will ever be considered lame-o.<BR/><BR/>I'm on my way to pantheon.org right now. Thank you for the heads up.Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1139798318073202972006-02-12T18:38:00.000-08:002006-02-12T18:38:00.000-08:00I almost don't want to post my lame-o comment now ...I almost don't want to post my lame-o comment now after reading all these awesomely funny ones. Oh well.<BR/>So in your list of searches I noticed a few mythical topics. I would looove to suggest a great sight for all things mythical: http://www.pantheon.org<BR/>its great. real great. take the quizzes to see how much of a mythology buff you are (or arent).Nicholehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05959914034833564529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1139654649741243992006-02-11T02:44:00.000-08:002006-02-11T02:44:00.000-08:00This is my favorite quote: "It's like a puddle of ...This is my favorite quote: <BR/><BR/>"It's like a puddle of you." <BR/><BR/>I think I know who this story must be about, but I will ask you if I'm right next time we see each other.Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1139654587940042012006-02-11T02:43:00.000-08:002006-02-11T02:43:00.000-08:00And how did I not know you worked at TGIF'S? Becau...And how did I not know you worked at TGIF'S? Because I know the story about the guy who got busted and fined for serving minors, but I don't remember you ever working at TGIF'S. I remember Islands. Was TGIF'S before Islands?Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1139654500544830012006-02-11T02:41:00.000-08:002006-02-11T02:41:00.000-08:00I have three words: OH. MY. GOD. big XOXOI have three words: <BR/><BR/>OH. MY. GOD. <BR/><BR/>big XOXOErikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1139611529823386322006-02-10T14:45:00.000-08:002006-02-10T14:45:00.000-08:00okay, got it.2. WHY ON EARTH TGIF's?! is it beca...okay, got it.<BR/><BR/>2. WHY ON EARTH TGIF's?! is it because i worked there one summer? (see how i'm tying in to my last comment about random things like pee and TGIF's making one's head swell if one is, in fact, a megalomaniac) is it because you like their jack daniels chicken? or their bartending olympics? don't laugh. it was a big deal. we all watched the bartenders set things on fire and do quasi strips while they made drinks. actually, only the girls did that. the guys were pretty legit. <BR/>*one week later one of the bartenders was fined $5000 for an undercover underage drinker sting operation. he was fired, too. he had won the olympics the week before because he gave everyone free blow job shots. tragic, eh?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1139611051701846502006-02-10T14:37:00.000-08:002006-02-10T14:37:00.000-08:00okay, two things:1. i once was riding a sexual pa...okay, two things:<BR/><BR/>1. i once was riding a sexual partner and really had to pee. but, it was a new thing and i didn't want to have to stop and run to the bathroom and resume, y'know? so, i kinda forgot about it until one particular jab of his little weenus hit my bladder directly (literally, i think he popped a hole through my other organs and wonked my bladder) and i peed a little. now, it wasn't a full load of urine but enough for him to get really proud of himself (he was an arrogant pisser, pun intended, you might be able to deduce who i'm talking about here with that tidbit) and think that he had just turned me on so much that i gushed. this is what that was like...<BR/>"ohmygod, you just got so wet."<BR/>"um, really...?!"<BR/>"yeah, put your hand on my stomach, it's like a puddle of you."<BR/>"wow."<BR/>"i guess you like that, huh?"<BR/>"um, yeah."<BR/>and, he never knew that he was dipping his hand into pee. sometimes when i see him, i have to laugh because only he could take an inordinate amount of liquid and make it into his own mastery of my body.<BR/><BR/>2. I forgot what the other thing was. <BR/><BR/>xoxo aimieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1139518232300992782006-02-09T12:50:00.000-08:002006-02-09T12:50:00.000-08:00Colleen, you don't even know how happy GIANT LABIA...Colleen, you don't even know how happy GIANT LABIA JANE KACZMEREK NAKED CARTOON DUCK SMASHING COMPUTER makes me.Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1139516455881380642006-02-09T12:20:00.000-08:002006-02-09T12:20:00.000-08:00Oh, don't sell yourself short, Erik. Your "searche...Oh, don't sell yourself short, Erik. Your "searches" post is pretty durned funny.<BR/><BR/>And now, I will help you out on future searches: GIANT LABIA JANE KACZMEREK NAKED CARTOON DUCK SMASHING COMPUTER.<BR/><BR/>xxx<BR/>cthe communicatrixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15261608424565258366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1139463460937624042006-02-08T21:37:00.000-08:002006-02-08T21:37:00.000-08:00Bonnie,I'm so sorry to hear about all of your comp...Bonnie,<BR/>I'm so sorry to hear about all of your computer trauma! That is the WORST. I hate it. I went through a similar thing a year ago. UG. I'm glad my blog was good for a laugh at least!<BR/>LYMI,<BR/>ErikErikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1139463319692779582006-02-08T21:35:00.000-08:002006-02-08T21:35:00.000-08:00Jen (J-do), it's been a really long time since I d...Jen (J-do), it's been a really long time since I did my Neil Hamburger impression. I was looking in the LA Weekly for something to do a few weeks ago and I saw an advertisement for a Neil Hamburger show and I SO wanted to see it, but I had missed it, so I've been keeping my eyes open for another Hamburger show. I think that's probably why I googled him.Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1139452582473100292006-02-08T18:36:00.000-08:002006-02-08T18:36:00.000-08:00Re: "Just wash your hands at the door and we’re go...Re: "Just wash your hands at the door and we’re golden."<BR/><BR/>*snork*<BR/><BR/>That was some of the best funny writing EVER! *giggle*Bonniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01534110211301459474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1139451182453256002006-02-08T18:13:00.000-08:002006-02-08T18:13:00.000-08:00Hey Erik...I totally remember listening to Neil Ha...Hey Erik...<BR/>I totally remember listening to Neil Hamburger with you in high school. Actually I am not sure if I remember him or your impression of him more. I had forgotten about neil. Why did you google him? Do you still have his tapes? Are you still a huge fan? Would you call it a (whispered) fetish?j-dōhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07612314097303416574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1139420844419786542006-02-08T09:47:00.000-08:002006-02-08T09:47:00.000-08:00Angela, that is my favorite story of someone wanti...Angela, that is my favorite story of someone wanting to pee on someone EVER! Thank you for sharing. There is no such thing as TMI on my blog.Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1139420782081039262006-02-08T09:46:00.000-08:002006-02-08T09:46:00.000-08:00Angela, Okay, I wish that I had a really cool stor...Angela, <BR/><BR/>Okay, I wish that I had a really cool story about how my house is infested with crabs, or that it's a cool sexual code phrase like you suggested, or any number of cool stories, but the truth is I googled it because someone else googled it and I, also, thought it was a strange unique thing to be googled and then I wanted to google it myself. Basically, it was on the list of searches that Colleen wrote about on her blog (which I've linked to in this entry) and I thought it was the weirdest thing for someone to google, so then I googled it to learn more. <BR/><BR/>But it SHOULD be a sexual code phrase, right? <BR/><BR/>And it SHOULD be the name of an underground band, too. <BR/><BR/>Wanna form a band with me and we can call ourselves How To Kill A Crab? And when people ask us what our name means, we can say it's code for a really cool sexual position, but we won't tell people any more than that. We're too punk to tell them anymore. They can fuckin' figure it out for themselves. How To Kill A Crab rawks.Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1139420746195982102006-02-08T09:45:00.000-08:002006-02-08T09:45:00.000-08:00As a side note (speaking of people liking pee) (an...As a side note (speaking of people liking pee) (and speaking of people having a pee fetish), I dated this guy who was kinda obsessed with golden showers. He kinda pretended like he wasn't REALLY obsessed with them, but he totally was, which is fine, but there was NO WAY IN HELL I was gonna let him pee on me. So it was always like, ha ha, y'know those weirdos that like peeing on each other in bed...(significant pause)?<BR/><BR/>(That might have been TMI. Perhaps I should have written this comment as "Anonymous". But, whatever. Some guy once wanted to pee on me. It didn't work out. A heart-warming tale for you and your readers in the week before V-Day...)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1139419934891083802006-02-08T09:32:00.000-08:002006-02-08T09:32:00.000-08:00Okay, I loved your whole Google list, but the one ...Okay, I loved your whole Google list, but the one that stood out for me for some reason was: "how to kill a crab".<BR/><BR/>Is your house infested with crabs? Are you raising an army to take out those evil crabs? Is this a line from a movie (or perhaps the title of a movie) I've never heard of? Is it the name of an underground punk band? Is it some sort of sexual code phrase? Why do you hate crustaceans? (And I just googled the word crustacean because I suddenly couldn't remember with 100% certainty if a crab IS a crustacean.) (It is.) (Duh.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com