tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post114051669067180863..comments2023-10-30T04:55:07.062-07:00Comments on my year of new things: 2amErikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comBlogger55125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1141723369524257782006-03-07T01:22:00.000-08:002006-03-07T01:22:00.000-08:00OMG, how much do I suck? I said "NBF comment frien...OMG, how much do I suck? I said "NBF comment friend" in my last comment????? I suck so HARD!<BR/><BR/>That's like saying "ATM Machine" or "HIV Virus" or "SAT Test" and you might as well just kill me now.<BR/><BR/>ACK!!!!!!!!<BR/><BR/>The horror!Bonniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01534110211301459474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1141083743036163802006-02-27T15:42:00.000-08:002006-02-27T15:42:00.000-08:00See what blogging has done to your family?CoCo lin...See what blogging has done to your family?<BR/><BR/>CoCo linked to you, so I came over here and started being your NBF comment friend. Your mom developed a crush on me. And now... yup. She's just sent you to therapy for a good two years. ;)<BR/><BR/>Heeeeeeee.<BR/><BR/>*stroking imaginary handlebar moustache* again. ;)<BR/><BR/>Yay blogging!<BR/><BR/>Yay clitoris!<BR/><BR/>Yay punkass mom!<BR/><BR/>Yay KiKi!<BR/><BR/>Yay me!Bonniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01534110211301459474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1141038653125357322006-02-27T03:10:00.000-08:002006-02-27T03:10:00.000-08:00I CAN'T BELIEVE MY MOM JUST REQUESTED A STORY ABOU...I CAN'T BELIEVE MY MOM JUST REQUESTED A STORY ABOUT AN ENORMOUS CLITORIS.Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1140949513733919142006-02-26T02:25:00.000-08:002006-02-26T02:25:00.000-08:00Oh, I'll tell you all about it, PAM! Just as soon ...Oh, I'll tell you all about it, PAM! Just as soon as your son asks me to on a blog entry. ;) That way, it'll really help with his search results. ;) Heeeeeee!<BR/><BR/>Glad to see you again! Keep it real, stay punkass!Bonniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01534110211301459474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1140874512908475562006-02-25T05:35:00.000-08:002006-02-25T05:35:00.000-08:00Well, I been workin' and not payin' attention to t...Well, I been workin' and not payin' attention to the blog lately, but the enormous clitoris got my attention. Way to go, Bonnie. Now please tell all.<BR/><BR/>Uma, it's all about you, and that is as it should be. You rock. (Miss you.)<BR/><BR/>Erik, you too. (The rock part.)<BR/><BR/>PAMAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1140775535572741392006-02-24T02:05:00.000-08:002006-02-24T02:05:00.000-08:00Oh, and that can be the new thing you do that day....Oh, and that can be the new thing you do that day... since you mentioned wanting to pick up the pace on that whole thing. ;)Bonniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01534110211301459474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1140775377147892472006-02-24T02:02:00.000-08:002006-02-24T02:02:00.000-08:001. It is 2am again. Just sayin'.2. What is WITH YO...1. It is 2am again. Just sayin'.<BR/><BR/>2. What is WITH YOU PEOPLE and your 57 freakin' comments?!? WOW!<BR/><BR/>3.<BR/><BR/>4. I am PISSED, Erik. You said I would be and dammit I AM!!!!! Oh, man, how pissed I am!!!!<BR/><BR/>5. Um, what am I pissed about?<BR/><BR/>6. Speaking of giant labia, I have a story to tell you about an enormous clitoris but you have to ask me to tell you the story IN THE POST OF A BLOG ENTRY and not in comments, so that you'll get lots of Google results on that term too. Deal?<BR/><BR/>*giggle*Bonniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01534110211301459474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1140755417740322962006-02-23T20:30:00.000-08:002006-02-23T20:30:00.000-08:00Umstra (I have never called you that before), I di...Umstra (I have never called you that before), I didn't mean to force you into commenting or anything like that, but I'm glad to hear you're beginning to get addicted. That is my evil plan, after all. <BR/><BR/>(If you were with me right now, you would hear me laughing like Plankton, except I wouldn't sound anything like Plankton because I'm so bad at impersonations, so you'd be like "why are you laughing so weird like that?")Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1140752563242385162006-02-23T19:42:00.000-08:002006-02-23T19:42:00.000-08:00Joe, I wanted to make a Brokeback Mountain joke ri...Joe, I wanted to make a Brokeback Mountain joke riffing on the "I can't quit you line" and you and my blog, but then I realized that Brokeback Mountain jokes are kinda last week. So I'm not going to make ANY jokes. <BR/><BR/>BUT...speaking of Brokeback...and to bring Uma back into the conversation...since she used to work on Spongebob...here is a Spongebob Brokeback parody that isn't nearly as funny as the Brokeback to the Future parody because Spongebob and Patrick REALLY ARE IN LOVE in the cartoon, so there's not much to parody, but still, it's funny and I wanted to put it on my blog but I didn't want to put it in the main section of my blog. Oh, and also, I can't quit this comment section. <BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXnyDV244Zo&eurl=" REL="nofollow">Brokeback Spongebob</A><BR/><BR/>(via <A HREF="http://www.worldofwonder.net/" REL="nofollow">World of Wonder</A>)Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1140750314853506782006-02-23T19:05:00.000-08:002006-02-23T19:05:00.000-08:00I've been checking it every 20 minutes all day.I've been checking it every 20 minutes all day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1140747358706429422006-02-23T18:15:00.000-08:002006-02-23T18:15:00.000-08:00I'm feeling nostalgic for the days when this comme...I'm feeling nostalgic for the days when this comment thread used to get a new comment every few minutes.Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1140730530450426892006-02-23T13:35:00.000-08:002006-02-23T13:35:00.000-08:00Joe, I'm gonna hope that you know NOTHING because ...Joe, I'm gonna hope that you know NOTHING because I can not let go of the hope that the Showtime rumors are true. So unless David Cross is, like, your uncle, or something, and you just talked to him, and he was, like, "Tobias Funke is no more," then let's keep the faith alive.Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1140729978227413832006-02-23T13:26:00.000-08:002006-02-23T13:26:00.000-08:00in response to your AD rumor...the latest i've hea...in response to your AD rumor...<BR/><BR/>the latest i've heard is that it's not going to happen. but what do i know.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1140724872842314142006-02-23T12:01:00.000-08:002006-02-23T12:01:00.000-08:00I'm so repetitive sometimes. Do I even read my com...I'm so repetitive sometimes. Do I even read my comments before I post them? Who starts off with, "I love all of you commenters," and then finishes off with "Anyway, all of that said, I love all of you commenters," as if it's a new thought?Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1140723892841149452006-02-23T11:44:00.000-08:002006-02-23T11:44:00.000-08:00That's true. Thank you. Yes. I love all of you com...That's true. Thank you. Yes. I love all of you commenters, but if you weren't here, I would continue to comment myself and have my own little conversations. (In fact, there is one comment thread, in the archives, where I did just that--actually, it has a lot of comments in it, and i STILL comment in it, but I am the only person in the conversation.) (And there's also an old comment thread that Bonnie and I keep alive, gloriously.) <BR/><BR/>Anyway, all of that said, I love all of you commenters, even the ones who are imposters.Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1140722840232197722006-02-23T11:27:00.000-08:002006-02-23T11:27:00.000-08:00It's actually probably because I don't only commen...It's actually probably because I don't only comment on everyone else's comments, but I even comment on my own comments. It's my fault. I'm addicted.Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1140722588778230172006-02-23T11:23:00.000-08:002006-02-23T11:23:00.000-08:00I had 26 comments in this thread, and then, like, ...I had 26 comments in this thread, and then, like, 2 minutes later I had 45 comments in this thread. How did that happen? <BR/><BR/>I blame it on Jason Reade.Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1140721562031323322006-02-23T11:06:00.000-08:002006-02-23T11:06:00.000-08:00you ARE an imposter!oh, man, this is like that mom...you ARE an imposter!<BR/><BR/>oh, man, this is like that moment at the end of The Usual Suspects and that moment at the end of The Sixth Sense all rolled into one, with that moment in the middle of The Crying Game thrown in for good measure.Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1140721491738704062006-02-23T11:04:00.000-08:002006-02-23T11:04:00.000-08:00Okay, not to change the subject or anything, but i...Okay, not to change the subject or anything, but if you like Arrested Development, then you have to go to this website: <BR/><BR/>http://www.betterthanfudge.com/?p=334<BR/><BR/>(Thank you to Eric for sending this my way!)<BR/><BR/>And if you don't like Arrested Development, well, first of all, what's wrong with you? And second of all, what happened to all of the nympho talk? Let's talk about nymphos some more.Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1140721322987774772006-02-23T11:02:00.000-08:002006-02-23T11:02:00.000-08:00i'd really like to play trivial pursuit too. erik ...i'd really like to play trivial pursuit too. erik it could be the first time you played trivial pursuit with a jason reade imposter.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1140721299480635592006-02-23T11:01:00.000-08:002006-02-23T11:01:00.000-08:00Uma, you did not stop the flow, yo. I am still her...Uma, you did not stop the flow, yo. <BR/><BR/>I am still here too. <BR/><BR/>As is the (possibly fake) Jason Reade.Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1140721216565872772006-02-23T11:00:00.000-08:002006-02-23T11:00:00.000-08:00Oh my god. I feel like Chazz Palmintero (is that h...Oh my god. I feel like Chazz Palmintero (is that how you spell his name?) at the end of The Usual Suspects when he realizes that Kevin Spacey isn't really Kevin Spacey, he's actually Keizer whatsisname (Soze). <BR/><BR/>Okay. So let me get this straight. This "Jason Reade" character who has been posting on my blog...is that actually JOE?@!?!?<BR/><BR/>Because if it IS joe, then I DID call Jason Reade, and he IS pissed.Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1140721081623047522006-02-23T10:58:00.000-08:002006-02-23T10:58:00.000-08:00I want to play trivial pursuit with y'all, except ...I want to play trivial pursuit with y'all, except I hear you're all a bunch of cheaters.Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1140720874122831782006-02-23T10:54:00.000-08:002006-02-23T10:54:00.000-08:00i'm still here uma. me, jason reade. i'm from san ...i'm still here uma. me, jason reade. i'm from san diego(poway) and then i moved to park city(there aren't that many mormons there). then i went to oxy. this is definitely me, jason reade. it's not joe pretending, just in case you were wondering. it's jason. and i'm still here.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1140719851405174442006-02-23T10:37:00.000-08:002006-02-23T10:37:00.000-08:00Joe, your list was/is obvious, yes--no need to cla...Joe, your list was/is obvious, yes--no need to clarify. I forgot about myself, that's the person who I wasn't counting on your list.Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.com