tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post114507850189426515..comments2023-10-30T04:55:07.062-07:00Comments on my year of new things: I love my new scanner so much, we just got marriedErikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1145696487465837982006-04-22T02:01:00.000-07:002006-04-22T02:01:00.000-07:00Wow. A repeat customer/spammer. :\Wow. A repeat customer/spammer. :\Bonniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01534110211301459474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1145399938552982022006-04-18T15:38:00.000-07:002006-04-18T15:38:00.000-07:00I just took this Twin Peaks quiz which told me I w...I just took this Twin Peaks quiz which told me I was Agent Dale Cooper which means.<BR/><BR/>1) Your scanner is Harry = you are Charlotte = I look like you = I look like Jeff Goldblum<BR/><BR/>but also that<BR/><BR/>2) I am Dale Cooper = I almost hit you by a car = I was your first husband = I am impotentchristyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16401963598900389708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1145326032644239622006-04-17T19:07:00.000-07:002006-04-17T19:07:00.000-07:00Oh, and Angela, I know you haven't seen My So-Call...Oh, and Angela, I know you haven't seen My So-Called Life, but I really love that you share your name with the heroine from MSCL (Angela Chase) because you're one of my favorite real people and she's one of my favorite fictional people and I just think it's nice and lovely that you're both Angelas. <BR/><BR/>Is that weird? Whatev. xoErikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1145325938204111922006-04-17T19:05:00.000-07:002006-04-17T19:05:00.000-07:00Ahhhhhhhh I am late, I cannot reply to these comme...Ahhhhhhhh I am late, I cannot reply to these comments right now...aahhhhhhhh...but, Joe, I'm actually not sure if that's a combo mohawk/armpit project photo. If it is, then it would be in my armpit album. I will have to double check and I will let you know. <BR/><BR/>As far as the TV thing goes, I'm glad you're still my friend. <BR/><BR/>AND ANGELA!!!! Dale Cooper!!!!!! Eric saw Dale Cooper!!?!!?!!!!!!@!!!!Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1145318008515617142006-04-17T16:53:00.000-07:002006-04-17T16:53:00.000-07:00This is only tangentially related to this post, bu...This is only tangentially related to this post, but husband-Eric saw Kyle MacLachlan at work on Friday. He mentioned this casually at dinner while Aimie was visiting our table at the Lotus, and I was like, "How could you go all day without telling me that you saw Kyle MacLachlan when you KNOW that Twin Peaks is only like my FAVORITE TV SHOW OF ALL TIME???"<BR/><BR/>Oh, and Aims said we had to remember to tell you because, you know, Twin Peaks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1145301397396633752006-04-17T12:16:00.000-07:002006-04-17T12:16:00.000-07:00Erik,Yes, I am still your friend. The only ones yo...Erik,<BR/><BR/>Yes, I am still your friend. <BR/><BR/>The only ones you really need to see are #3 and #4. <BR/><BR/>I have DVDs, maybe after the spaghetti throwing I can educate you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1145291699448398602006-04-17T09:34:00.000-07:002006-04-17T09:34:00.000-07:00OMG! Your mohawk was f*Cking fantastic! No half a...OMG! Your mohawk was f*Cking fantastic! No half ass mohawk for you. You went balls to the wall. Loves it! You're a sexy bitch!Ginahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08644793558130365140noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1145232048220943282006-04-16T17:00:00.000-07:002006-04-16T17:00:00.000-07:00Not to mention...ewww...BUNNY would be your mother...Not to mention...ewww...BUNNY would be your mother-in-law!<BR/><BR/>Did Charlotte actually get pregnant!? I didn't see most of the last season, I thought they just got puppies and were "okay" with that. That's so great if they got pregnant!!<BR/><BR/>Oh and could you open that e-card I sent you? I HOPE so...it's kind of mortifying but it makes me giggle.<BR/><BR/>My mom also apparently made EMPTY TOMB cookies for Easter. My sister informed me of this and I said well, she could no longer make cross-shaped cookies since she mailed me her cross-shaped cookie cutter.christyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16401963598900389708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1145220896875361572006-04-16T13:54:00.001-07:002006-04-16T13:54:00.001-07:00Bonnie, we were too fast for you! That's a first!Bonnie, we were too fast for you! That's a first!Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1145220871989010622006-04-16T13:54:00.000-07:002006-04-16T13:54:00.000-07:00Joe Chandler, a proper response: I have never seen...Joe Chandler, a proper response: <BR/><BR/>I have never seen the shows that take up #2, #3, #4, #6, #8, and #9 on your list. <BR/><BR/>Are you still my friend?Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1145220770064861292006-04-16T13:52:00.001-07:002006-04-16T13:52:00.001-07:00I really worked on those equations, like, really h...I really worked on those equations, like, really hard, and I don't know how much sense they make.Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1145220744918807692006-04-16T13:52:00.000-07:002006-04-16T13:52:00.000-07:00Christy, obviously we'd rather my new scanner was ...Christy, obviously we'd rather my new scanner was my divorce attorney than that it almost hit me by a car because: <BR/><BR/>Almost hit me by a car = Trey, which = Once played Dale Cooper, yes, but also = Impotent<BR/><BR/>While: <BR/><BR/>Was my divorce attorney = Harry = Surprisingly sexy, and also = Future BabydaddyErikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1145220515503483362006-04-16T13:48:00.000-07:002006-04-16T13:48:00.000-07:00(Oh, pooh. I was totally pointing at Christy's com...(Oh, pooh. I was totally pointing at Christy's comment, but an old version of the page must've been in my cache, since I didn't see the two more recent comments. Duh.)<BR/><BR/>Never mind me.Bonniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01534110211301459474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1145220440858314942006-04-16T13:47:00.000-07:002006-04-16T13:47:00.000-07:00^||||That'sfunny!^<BR/>|<BR/>|<BR/>|<BR/>|<BR/><BR/>That's<BR/>funny!Bonniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01534110211301459474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1145220390676131822006-04-16T13:46:00.000-07:002006-04-16T13:46:00.000-07:00The return of Joe Chandler!The return of Joe Chandler!Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1145220282563844332006-04-16T13:44:00.000-07:002006-04-16T13:44:00.000-07:00is that a combination mohawk/armpit photo?I'm hono...is that a combination mohawk/armpit photo?<BR/><BR/>I'm honored to be pictured on your blog. I'm honored that one of your "new things" isn't, get a mohawk, because you already did it with me. I miss my mohawk and I want it back.<BR/><BR/>Top 10 TV Characters:<BR/>1. Kramer - Seinfeld - Even in bad episodes he'll make you belly laugh at least once.<BR/>2. Father Jack - Father Ted - this is the part where I show off that I watch British comedies. Doesn't that make me cool?<BR/>3. Alan Partridge - Again, british.<BR/>4. Borat - Ali G - Before the second season it was a tie between Borat and Ali, then Borat took it to another level.<BR/>5. Agent Dale Cooper - This is an easy call for me, but I love all the rest of them too.<BR/>6. The Tick(Animated)<BR/>7. Someone from the Simpsons(probably Homer, but all the fringe characters should be mentioned too)<BR/>8. Jeremy - Sport's Night - Just a great show.<BR/>9. Whatever Justin Long's character was on "Ed" (I looked it up, Warren Cheswick).<BR/>10. Buster - AD<BR/><BR/>There isn't really an order to that list, and it's probably not accurate, but it was high time I posted something. So I did what I always do, procrastinate and then post a half ass list without thinking about it. Now i'm going to look at your original list and be reminded about shows I really like and have to add stuff to it.<BR/><BR/>Oh, jeez.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1145217817665302482006-04-16T13:03:00.000-07:002006-04-16T13:03:00.000-07:00Awww...there really is nothing quite like a compli...Awww...there really is nothing quite like a compliment from a gay man (these gay guys at a club told me once I had great legs and really cut up the dance floor...I swear I could have died and gone to heaven). <BR/><BR/>Oh and speaking of Charlotte, I really, really hope your new scanner almost hit you by a car or was your divorce attorney.christyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16401963598900389708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1145168458400296632006-04-15T23:20:00.000-07:002006-04-15T23:20:00.000-07:00Ninth!Sorry, okay. Christy, thank you for calling ...Ninth!<BR/><BR/>Sorry, okay. <BR/><BR/>Christy, thank you for calling me a potential supermodel. You know I'm obsessed with America's Next Top Model. So it's a high compliment. Tyra likes unique weird looks. Typically pretty people don't make good models. Oddly pretty people do. I'm going to try to be the first male contestant on ANTM. <BR/><BR/>3) I am sad that Lara Flynn Boyle isn't nicer. Because I LOVED LOVED LOVED her as Donna. I mean, I guess you could argue that Donna was kind of a bitch, but she was dealing with a lot--her best friend had just gotten murdered and even though she was dealing with that, she was also dealing with this major love that she had to keep secret and we only saw, like, three weeks of her life (each episode covered roughly a day), so she had many reasons to be melodramatic and bitchy (AND she was still a teen! the hormones! the horrors!), but STILL. STILL. I still wish that she had been nicer. <BR/><BR/>4) I've been getting the Jeff Goldblum comparison since 1992 when Jurassic Park came out. The only other "celebrity comparison" I've ever received is Seth Rogan. But only when I have facial hair, and more specifically when I have a goatee. <BR/><BR/>5) I totally see the Kristen Davis comparison. Sorry, but it's a good comparison! Charlotte! Me loves me some Charlotte. <BR/><BR/>6) Stop yer bitching, you're gorgeous.Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1145130664120907322006-04-15T12:51:00.000-07:002006-04-15T12:51:00.000-07:00I think "heffer" is actually spelled "heifer". I ...I think "heffer" is actually spelled "heifer". I don't know why because you pronounce it "heffer".christyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16401963598900389708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1145130610657182102006-04-15T12:50:00.000-07:002006-04-15T12:50:00.000-07:00I'm 7th. According to Meet the Fockers, I still g...I'm 7th. According to Meet the Fockers, I still get a ribbon that says "7th".<BR/><BR/>Actually I'm 3rd. Bronze.<BR/><BR/>Erik, you have such a versatile look, like a supermodel.<BR/><BR/>3) Lara Flynn Boyle is a bitch. She probably thinks she was a heffer in Twin Peaks and that's why she can't deal with people saying nice things about it.<BR/><BR/>4) You do not look like Jeff Goldblum. I mean maybe more than any other celebrity, but not really at all.<BR/><BR/>5) I do not look too much like Katie Holmes OR Kristin Davis OR Carla Gugino OR Lee Remick although people say I do a lot. <BR/><BR/>6) People are obsessed with saying people look like some celebrity. Even when its a stretch.<BR/><BR/>7) I am bitching right now about being compared to incredibly beautiful women.christyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16401963598900389708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1145120215643108362006-04-15T09:56:00.000-07:002006-04-15T09:56:00.000-07:00I'm gone now too! I'm late! I'm not Jeff Goldblum!...I'm gone now too! I'm late! I'm not Jeff Goldblum! I'm still here, but I'm gone! Oh, and in response to your comment on the google thread: I swear I did NOT make that search! Honest to goodness.Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1145120132938942012006-04-15T09:55:00.000-07:002006-04-15T09:55:00.000-07:00Oh, and you don't look like Jeff Goldblum to my ey...Oh, and you don't look like Jeff Goldblum to my eyes. But what do I know?<BR/><BR/>Okay, I'm gone now. Naptime!Bonniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01534110211301459474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1145119858285501952006-04-15T09:50:00.001-07:002006-04-15T09:50:00.001-07:00*giggle* (re: your About Me paragraph)*giggle* (re: your About Me paragraph)Bonniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01534110211301459474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1145119802529038612006-04-15T09:50:00.000-07:002006-04-15T09:50:00.000-07:00Holly Cow! Did you JUST post that reply? I serious...Holly Cow! Did you JUST post that reply? I seriously JUST came back to check and it's like the EXACT timestamp of like NOW.<BR/><BR/>Weird!Bonniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01534110211301459474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403949.post-1145119695447534052006-04-15T09:48:00.000-07:002006-04-15T09:48:00.000-07:001. Second!2. Granny J is PAM's step-mom. 3. 4. Tha...1. Second!<BR/><BR/>2. Granny J is PAM's step-mom. <BR/><BR/>3. <BR/><BR/>4. Thank you, we're going to Italy for our honeymoon.Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15442902343936742742noreply@blogger.com