Okay, so, I've been really super busy all week and I haven't been able to blog because1. I've been really super busy
and
2. my really super busyness (I want to spell that as "business," but then it becomes the word, um business) (how in the heck are you supposed to spell the word busy-ness?) (i guess it's not really a word) (this is kind of like the dilemma of writing the word pus as an adjective, as in, "my infected wound got all pussy," which is obviously a sentence you never want to actually say or type, for many many reaso
ns)And then Joe Chandler started to get all whiny and complainy about how I haven't been blogging, and so I just decided to sit down and write a really quick blog so that, at the very least, I could shut Joe Chandler up.
(To all people who are not Joe Chandler: I want to apologize if it seems like Joe Chandler monopolizes my blog. If it ever seems that way, it's just because he's really, really tall.)
Anyway, I have totally done at least 10 new things this week and
I plan on doing a big old blog entry about all 10 of 'em this weekend. I don't have the time or energy to write the blog entry that I want to write about the 10 new things right now.So then I was like, I should do a meme, or something. Something super easy and quick, but moderately fullfilling, so that people might come to my blog and be like, "Yay, I came to Erik's blog and there was finally a new post," and then even though that thought might immediately be followed by them being like, "oh, but it's a really bad, dumb, boring post that was obviously super easy and quick for him to write," that thought might then be followed by them being like, "but hey,
whatever, it's something, and at least it shows that he cares."But I can't find any memes that I want to do right now. Honestly, I don't even really know what a meme is. This is the most unfocused, bad, dumb, boring blog entry I have ever written.
P.S. the pictures in this blog post have absolutely nothing to do with the post--OBVIOUSLY--but I realized that the post was, like, super boring and lame, so I decided to spice up the post with some pictures.
Oh, AND, I totally can't make these pictures appear where I want them to appear in relation to the text.
Oh, and also, I think real mohawks are really hot, and so is Jeff Probst and Anderson Cooper. That's what those pictures have in common. I don't think Paris Hilton is hot, but she likes to say the word "hot," so she seemed an appropriate picture to post while I was posting "hot" pictures.
Now that I'm talking about people who are hot, I feel like that should have been what I wrote about in this blog entry instead of me going on and on about how boring this blog entry was. I mean, hotness is always fun. And not boring. Well, sometimes hotness is boring. Like, Paris Hilton is kinda boring. But whatever.
33 comments:
2nd. I didn't read it either.
Can I claim first to read the blog, cause I did?
Great post...okay, well, great picture of Probst!!
kidding, I enjoyed the post.
Okay, Steve gets a big prize for being the first person to actually read the post, even though I said not to. I mean, Uma and Christy, I appreciate you following directions and all, and I really DO think this is an insanely boring post, but I still want you to read it for crying out loud even when I say I don't.
Dave gets a prize too. But Steve was first.
Oh, alright, Uma, you get a prize too, for being FIRST first.
I mean, the real prize (the T-shirt) goes to comment #69, but I can't imagine this post will garner 69 comments, especially because I (rightfully) told people not to read it.
I read it. But only because I'm terrible at following directions.
I'm not going to read it. That would show I doubt you. I have every confidence this is a super-boring post.
And this comment thread could easily reach #69 if you post 61 more comments in a row, as you are wont to do.
(was that the correct usage of "wont"?) (because I don't even think that was the right spelling of wont.) (as is your want/wont) (as you are want/wont) (i'm either never going to use the word "want/wont" ever again or else combine it in a sentence with "salad days" and say it all the fucking time.)
(i just looked it up. totally correct, suckah.)
("I just posted a comment in parentheticals on Erik's blog, as in my salad days I was wont to do.")
Aish I have just had a LOT of caffeine. Now I'm going to write. Like, the real stuff.
Yawn.
Oh, and Babes, the proof is in the pudding.
Christy, I'm wont to use the word wont, too. And I'm wont to use it correctly. Because I love the word wont. And I knew it was spelled right even before you looked it up.
Wont rocks. I love wont. It's just gotta be the right wont.
(That's a quote from Wet Hot American Summer.) (Except in Wet Hot American Summer, he says "sluts" and not "wont" and the word "rocks" is not plural and neither is the last "slut.")
Oh, and Christy, I don't want it to get to 69 just because I was obsessive compulsive and got it there all by myself. People like you have got to help me out.
And BonBon, I TOLD YOU it was a boring post.
"It was her wont to prove that pudding was best eaten after her salad days."
okay, that's a stretch. i know when things are stretches and that's a stretch.
but Christy, it's definitely an A+ for effort.
aww, thanks, Erik.
did you get my e-mail?
Christy, I did get your email. I just replied. And now I'm commenting that I just replied, even though I know you've already gotten the email, but I don't want people to be like, "did erik ever reply???" So, yes peopl, I replied.
Oh, and EIGHTEEN!
everyone, erik is right. he *did* reply to my e-mail, and i already read his reply.
and i'm going to refrain from calling him a loser out of peace, love and harmony.
I am only a loser in the cool sense of the word, Christy.
Like how the geeks in Freaks and Geeks were losers, but SO COOL.
Speaking of which, I met Nick Andopolis once.
speaking of which, you SO, SO need to post a blog so all of your BFFs can give their input on my survey.
i am really, for real, going to bed in the next...thirty minutes. hour.
Hahaha. Oh my god you are NEVER boring!
-Komal
EVERYONE, Go to Christy's blog and VOTE on her poll. It's essential.
Komal, you are very sweet, but sometimes I can be SO FUCKING BORING.
And Steve, yeah, I'm pretty sure that Urp is telling the truth and that she did, in fact, read the post before you--because even if she said she hadn't read it, she is not the type of person to NOT read something. She reads EVERY WORD ON THIS BLOG. (Which makes me very happy.)
So...YOU BOTH get gold stars. Or plaques. Or medals. Or whatever I'm going to give out as the award.
BORING!!!!
PAM
OMG, PAM, YTOWIFB.
PAM, go vote on my poll.
Yeah, it's such a long blog title that it's hard to even tell that it's you who claimed first. It looks like "Seriously. Don't even read it." claimed first.
i know. it won't let me click on uma's name to see her profile.
erik, no one else has voted yet. i'm getting ansty. there are only ten hours left.
oh and i am still first on this post for following directions and never, ever reading it.
uma, i think you might be the first person in the history of the world who has ever called me that.
it makes me want to volunteer and make vows of chastity.
make vows? take vows? which is it?
Bake vows.
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