I've always loved my gmail account. I mean, we've only been together for a few months, but in those few months I've fallen hard. And I always thought that if it was legal to marry an internet email server, gmail and I would be on the first plane to Vermont, or wherever.
But gmail is fucking breaking my heart today.
I have not been able to access my gmail account since 11:30 this morning. I try to get into my account and I get a message that says:
We're sorry, but Gmail is temporarily unavailable. We're currently working to fix the problem -- please try logging in to your account in a few minutes.
Gmail! You said "a few minutes!!!" It's been hours!!!
I am going batty. I need help.
Are there any other gmail users out there who are having the same problem??? Is this a universal problem or is it just me??? And if it's just me, what the fuck??? And if what the fuck, then how do I get out of this??? How do I access my email??? I need help! (For many reasons, but the problem that's tantamount right now [is that how you spell "tantamount"?] is that I am addicted to email and I am jonesing and I need my fucking fix and what the frig is wrong with gmail and how do I freaking get it to work again?????)