Because April Fools Day isn't for another few weeks.
If it's not a joke, then the future is here apparently. We are being replaced by robots. Unfortunately the robots aren't cool lookin' like they usually are in the movies. And as far as I know, they aren't sassy like that robot maid was on The Jetsons. And they probably won't have sex with you like they would in Blade Runner. (Yet.)
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Erik, what color is this robot?
Peach?
Duh. It's ROBOT colored. Pff!
Didn't Crayola used to have a crayon color called Robot?
Yes, but it was proclaimed "politically incorrect" in those fucking PC '90s and they changed it from "robot" to "pale seafoam green."
Communists.
How am I going to manage in a crowd that knows that Crayola had a color called Robot and that it was changed to pale seafoam green for PC reasons?
I am deeply intimidated, but still can't wait.
PAM
PAM, Keith and I had a toast of champagne tonight. The toast was, "To you, Keith. You are my punkass husband."
He said, "That's why my son calls me PAH."
I said, "I cannot wait for you and momass punk to get together! And I hope you two will be able to TAKE the wildness that is me and KiK!"
Heeeeeee!
We're going to have a BLAST. No doubt!
Oh, PS, KiKi, I got an email from your DAD too! Holy cow! Look at the whole fam getting in on the Bon-love! Love that!
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