ANONYMOUS COMMENTER: wait, I forget...are you going to the Scissor Sisters tonight?
ERIK: Uh, yeah.
ANONYMOUS COMMENTER: Wait, so are you there right now?
ANONYMOUS COMMENTER: Get out!
ERIK: No, it's true. I'm at the show right now (if you're reading this between 8pm and, like, whenever it ends pm.)
ANONYMOUS COMMENTER: Wait, where are you going tonight?
ERIK: The Scissor Sisters Concert! Geeez.
ANONYMOUS COMMENTER: Oh, right.
(This post is sooooooo not funny at all. I was trying to be snarky and funny and instead I was just limpid and boring.) (This is a total failure of a post.) (I think the anonymous commenter who's been giving me a hard time about mentioning the concert a bunch of times, I think that anonymous commenter is Jesse, and I just wanted to give him a hard time back, or whatever, but maybe it's not Jesse. Anyway, my attempts at being like, burn, are really pathetic.)
(If it helps, I'm sitting on the toilet with my laptop on my knees and poop is literally coming out of my butt as I type this.)
(Wow, I just went there.)
(But it was true.)