While I'm confessing things...
Have you seen that Carl's Jr. commercial with the guy shaking the cow?
I have such a crush on that dude. He's dirty. He's filthy. He's got a 70's porn-star mustache. And he's shaking a cow.
But I'm in love. I'm totally in love.
(If you go to the link, you have to drag the picture on the left into the video square to see the commercial.)
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Your funny! He is so hot tho your right! I see that commercial and I'm like omygod!!! So hot but wrong! Becuz he's shaking a cow!! You know what I mean?
~~~Cara
I was searching for more information about that commercial on google and I found your blog. Do you know who the actor in that commercial is? My name is Jen, and my email is:
jencotton123@hotmail.com
Thanks.
Why do you like this commercial? I don't get it.
Are you the guy in this commercial? Is this your blog? I saw the picture you posted of yourself and I think you're him.
Cara--I agree. He's hot.
Jen--I don't know the name of the actor.
Anonymous--If you don't get it, I don't really know how to explain it to you, it's just the best commercial ever.
2nd Anonymous--I am not the man in the commercial, but I appreciate the compliment!
http://www.livejournal.com/users/hercbear/50986.html
For the person who found my blog by googling "Who sings song in cow shake commercial?", the answer is:
Sean Paul, and the song is called "Get Busy."
There you go--that's what yer lookin' for.
I know isn't he?
~~~Cara
Are they even still shwoing this commercial? What happens to commercials after they stop showing them? Cool blog.
"showing"
Oh my god. Too much to say. I just wrote a really long brilliant comment (I swear to you, it was BRILLIANT--like, if they gave a Pulitzer to blog comments, I woulda been a contender) and there are funky things going on with my wireless and just as I was hitting "login and publish" things went on the fritz and the comment disappeared into the ether.
I am going to start over, but I can't promise brilliance again. It's too early in the morning to be that brilliant two times.
Anyway.
I need to start this re-comment with a confession, which I think is appropriate since the name of this post is "another confession." Consider this another another confession.
Here goes:
I wrote 9 of the 10 above comments. Now, I have never lied on my blog before. I have never faked a comment anywhere else on the blog. But I was feeling sorry for this post, sad that it had no comments, sad that no one else in my blogosphere was as in love with the cow shaking hot-ass trucker hat dude as I was. Where were all of the cow shaking hot-ass trucker hat dude lovers out there? They certainly weren't posting on my blog. So I started pretending to be them. Hoping that if I created a false sense of solidarity, maybe some of those cow shaking hot-ass trucker hat dude lovers out there would come out of the wood works and post on this comment thread.
It never happened.
However, I know some of thos cow shaking hot-ass trucker hat dude lovers DID read this post because I can see how people find my blog whenever they find me through google and I know for a fact that, as I mentioned above, someone found me by googling "who sings song in cow shaking commercial"--that's true--and so then I was thinking about how awesome that is, that I know that, and I want to document this somewhere, for myself, to make a list.
1. Because I love making lists.
and
2. Because I think it would be fun to have a record of all of the weird searches that have brought people to my blog.
Now, my friend Colleen posts every Friday or so about all of the weird searches that have brought people to her blog. She has this weekly post called "Searches, we got searches" and it's super funny and brilliant and I don't want to do a weekly post about all of the searches that bring people to my blog because
1. Colleen does it brilliantly already
and
2. There's no way I could come even close to being as brilliant about it as Colleen is.
So--and here's where things get fun--I have decided to document all of the google searches that lead people to my blog IN THIS COMMENT THREAD.
If you happen to find this comment thread, and you're sitting there at your computer reading this list right now (which I will update whenever I've got more searches to add to the list) then consider yourself lucky, you just found an Easter Egg in My Year Of New Things.
NOTE #1: If you found my blog through a google search, please feel free to leave a comment in this thread...consider it my guestbook...I'd love to hear more about why you were searching what you were searching for...you can remain anonymous...consider yourself part of a sociological study...I'd love to know more about how the search landed you here.
NOTE #2: If someone searches someone's name and that name only, I'm not going to bother putting it on the list because it's probably just that person googling themselves and even though we all do it, I don't want to call that person out on it. You know what I mean?
Here we go, on with the list:
1. revenge of the nerds long peeing scene
2. a league of their own peeing scene
3.
4. model Naima and her twin
5. Bryan Adams - I Will Be Right Here Waiting For You
6. blaxploitation "her bladder"
That's all I have for now (my statcounter only keeps records of searches from the last three days, so searches that happened before then are lost, but no worries, all searches will now be documented HERE).
Isn't it ALREADY an AMAZING list???
5.
Okay, first, there should not have been a random "5." at the end of the last post.
Also, from now on I'm going to include dates of searches so I can be more obsessive compulsive.
Now on with our previously scheduled list:
7. Searched on Feb 6, 2006:
quizzes for myspace which greys anatomy character are you
which is crazy that someone found my blog by searching that because that means that people can get comments as google results! crizzazy!
the following searches all took place on Feb 6, 2006:
8. keenya americas next top model
9. suzy mcneil
10. derrick from real world is a pitbull
(do I ONLY write about reality television? or do people only search for more information about people from reality television???)
11. fortune cookie comes true eat it
12. the winner of survivor
13. spicy drink
14. suzy mcneil inxs
15. sweet suzy mcneil
16. richard marx - where ever you go chords
17. erik patterson poops words for food
18. voice covered richard marx
19. shakespeare made up words
(these are all real searches. now i wanna know who searched for #17. because whoever it was, i know you were just trying to get onto this list! and you did it!)
20. jonathan schmock
21. suzy mcneil inxs
22. robin hood brain adams song looking to my eyes
23. guy in the cow shake commercial
24. ferris bueller matre'd
25. who covered the song right here waiting for you
26. valleyspeak like whatever
27. long pee
28. reair grey's anatomy
29. eat fortune cookie before reading
30. jonathan schmock
31. suzy mcneil
32. guy in the cow shake commercial
33. suzy mcneil from rockstar inxs
34. someone with blue eyes admires you
35. sweet suzy mcneil
36. long pee
37. michael shoeffling
38. fake trailers brokeback to the future
39. new season america's next top model shave
40. shining broke back to the future
41. the song you and i
42. derek hughes american pie don mclean
43. define lymi
44. firefighter mottos
I'm still hoping that some of those cow shaking hot-ass trucker hat dude lovers out there will come out of the wood works and post on this comment thread.
45. he loves my feet
46. broke back to the future
47. jeremy deutchman -mazon -whiplash
48. derrick from real world
49. daniel cartier nude
50. brokeback fake trailers
51. patterson ca new freeway
52. suzy mcneil
53. giant labia
54. greta garbage sherman oaks
55. new things
56. fake trailers back to the future
57. she likes balls porno
58. camp
59. daniel cartier nude
60. sweet suzy mcneil
Why did I KNOW this was the post on which the comments were fudged? Wow. I'm sooooo spooked.
Oh, and BTW, back when I was a lurker of your blog and not your BFF (or between those two times, when I was your NBF), I wanted to comment on this thread, just to say, "I have a crush on that guy too. He's hot in a trashy kind of way. Yum."
Now, as for the fudging comments thingy, I have a question.
How did you manage to type "your funny" and "your right" without throwing up? I mean, really... that's the kind of thing that kills me. See item number nine, here. (Oh, and I just noticed there's an item 3 in that list. (That's how you can tell when I've written a list for money vs. for pleasure. When I'm paid to write and I write a list, I kind of have to include the three. "They" probably would feel ripped off, otherwise.)
Okay. Enough. ;) LYMI and WTG coming clean in a blog entry about something going on in a comment thread. You rule the school.
I found it, too! What a fun treasure hunt. And a good way to make people go back and read your unceasingly funny comment sections.
I really love spending my time at work on this.
xo
Lindsay
Sneaky, sneaky, Erik! I found it too - and somehow I was convinced I wouldn't! Can't think of a better way to spend my time at work... ;-)
Hiiiii Erik!! I found the comment section 2, but I cant belive you R saying you made me up!???! Whats up with that? ! Whutevver, its okay, I still love you, and I still love the cow shake guy becuz he is like so HOTTTT!
\~~~Cara
oh, cara...that makes me laugh so hard. you are such a dork.
xo
lindsay
Hi Lindsay! Im glad I can make you laff!!! So hard! hhaahhhhaaaha! j/k. For reals tho u should totaly watch that cow shake commercial right? I dont mean to be super obsessed bbut I HEART HIM!:@?>!!!
~~~Cara
ps. stay real!
Hi Erik, this is Jen Cotten. On January 4th, I asked you if you had any more information on who the actor in that commercial is, but you never emailed me back and I'm wondering if that's because you made me up?
Please don't leave me hanging this time. If you truly did make me up, would you mind emailing me at jencotton123@hotmail.com?
Thanks,
Jen
Also, I would still like more information on that actor, if you have any. Thanks.
Bonnie, Lindsay, and Monets, congratulations on discovering my blog easter egg. Aside from the fake comments, don't you love the list of things that people have googled to find my blog. Those are all 100% real. My favorite search is "he loves my feet."
Okay, I am so sad right now because I just went to the Carl's Jr./Hardees website to watch the cow shake commercial and oogle the hot cow shake guy, and THEY'VE REPLACED THE COMMERCIAL ON THE WEBSITE WITH OTHER, NEWER COMMERCIALS!!!
This is not Cara, this is not Jen Cotton, this is not anonymous--this is me, Erik, and I am SO UPSET that I can't just watch the commercial anytime I please.
If someone knows of a site that has it, please pass on the info to me...
(I'm gonna go check youtube right now.)
OH MY GOD. Oh my GOD. Whoa.
STOP THE PRESSES.
I can't believe what I just discovered on youtube. In fact, I think maybe this should be a revelation in a real post, not a hidden comment thread, because it's a BIG REVELATION.
I found out who the guy in the cow shake commercial is. FOR REALS. I found his name, but not only that...he plays a favorite character of mine on one of my favorite culty TV shows and I NEVER RECOGNIZED HIM. Which isn't super surprising, seeing as I thought that the guy who played the m'atre d' in Ferris Bueller's Day Off was an ex-boyfriend of mine. But still, in my defense, the guy in the cow shake commercial doesn't look anything like the actor on this culty show...unless you know that they are the same person and then they totally look alike. BECAUSE THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON.
Oh my god. I'm freaking out. Can you tell???
Is the suspense big enough yet?
Oh, wow. I will fill ya in momentarily.
Well, first of all, here's the commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdZBLFq2wsA&search=hardees
...for when I want to watch it again.
Okay, so, I know that I'm probably the only one who is TRULY excited about this, but if anyone else googles my blog and comes here trying to find out who the guy in the cow shake commercial is, I'm glad to be able to give you an answer, and I'm completely surprosed by what the answer is.
The cow shake guy is Kyle Dunnigan who plays Craig the Truckee River Killer (Trudy's boyfriend) on Reno 911!. Okay, if you watch Reno 911, then you know exactly who I am talking about and right about now you're like, "no fucking way, they don't look alike at all!" But it's completely true, they are one and the same, and I always thought he was brilliant and hilarious on Reno 911! but I never realized he was super hot because they make him look like a scuzzy killer dude on Reno 911!
Wow. Mystery solved.
61. julia sobule dick cheney song
62. gale harrold & deadwood
63. giant labia
(by the way, my fellow googler, it's "jill" sobule)
*giggle*
"Giant labia."
*giggle*
64. urban slang: great song
65. long pee peed
66. giant labia
67. what are boquerones
68. girlfriend video
69. giant labia
70. commercial with which i love! phrase
71. giant labia
72. franklin ave hollywood california birds ucb bookstore
73. peed for blog
(okay, so, it's obvious that people like to google the phrase giant labia. we don't need to keep adding that phrase to this unscientific survey of google searches that lead people to my blog. so from here on out, let's just assume that people find my blog by googling that phrase a lot and I'm going to stop adding it to the list. because seriously.)
74. peed for
75. continued to pee
76. still peeing
77. carl's jr. commercial cow shake watch online
78. actor in hardee's cow shake commercial
(Yay! I love the cow shake dude.)
79. actors gang pony express
80. you're the best! around! joe esposito
81. queen of cactus cove soundtrack
82. league of their own pee scene
83. punkass definition
84. listen to joe esposito you're the best
85. revenge of the nerds pee scene
Cooooooooooool! Someone Googled the soundtrack of a film I cast and landed at your blog. Heeeeeeeeeee!
I sooooo love the Internet (and adding extra vowels to words, it would seem).
;)
I know, how coooooool, right???
So people are googling things and then getting results from this actual comment thread. So, like, this actual comment thread about what people google to get to my blog is actually bringing people to my blog via google. I can't even wrap my brain around how trippy that is. I feel like Doc Brown when Marty says "that's heavy," and Doc's like, "why is everything so heavy in the future? Is there something wrong with the earth's gravitational pull?"
Okay, back to the list:
86. joe esposito music codes
87. gnome rock class forgotten realms lantan
88. firefighter mottos
89. suzy mcneil rockstar
Okay, let's see if we can lead people to us from Google with this phrase:
"Is it true that Erik Patterson and Bonnie Gillespie secretly run Hollywood?"
Since I cannot comment at my own blog, I'll add this one here. In honor of my 20-years-of-whoring, I want to enter into the Google fold the name of the boy with whom I lost my virginity:
Ron Skutt
Bring it, Google. I want to see where he is these days.
Did he EVER learn more instruments than the bass guitar? Is he still a cook/chef?
No judgement, just wonderin'. ;)
And... of course I cannot type up his name at MY blog, as my seriously territorial boyfriend will pee all over my laptop.
Gawd bless those silly boys.
Bonnie, i don't know how i never saw the above three comments. i guess you just left them, but i usually get emails notifying me about new comments and for some reason i didn't get emails about those ones. I am SO googling Ron right now!
But first:
90. shining broke back to the future
91. i don't know how to dress
92. cow shake commercial
93. try to be best cause youre only a man
Well, it looks like RS is still playing the bass, but he might be playing the drums now, as well. I can't verify if the drum playing RS is the same Ron as the bass playing RS.
Ooooh, thanks for being on the case, Kik! You rock!
Oh, I am SO on the case.
94. giant labia
95. shining broke back to the future
96. karate kid sound track your the best around
97. amy heckerling panic attacks
98. i don't know how to dress
99. cow shake commercial
100. dennys peach french toast
101. which greys anatomy character are you?
102. mtv gauntlet derrick
The funny thing is...honestly...I don't even know what a labia is. I mean, if you pointed me in the direction of a woman's vagina, I would never be able to point one out for you. A labia, that is.
Now, maybe if it was "giant," I might be able to point it out, just because it's so much bigger than everyone else.
I'm just saying. It's really funny that giant labias are bringing so many people to my blog. ME. Who is so unknowledgeable about labias.
It's just funny.
We'll do Labias 101 at dinner. Or... uh... during lots of drinks. I'll bring sketches. ;)
Of course, Georgia O'Keefe has really already done all of that for us.
*giggle*
FUNNY: the gal in the enormous clitoris story actually has a picture book of various vaginas. Just for fun.
103. erik patterson is a gay google
no comment.
Holy fuck that's funny.
one of these searches is SO funny:
104. suzy mcneil
105. jeff probst burping
106. your the best around nothings ever gonna get you down karate kid
107. sweet suzy mcneil
108. michael shoeffling actor
109. cow shake actor
110. stories about listening to ipod earphones while driving
111. sweet suzy mcneil
112. it is illegal to drive in ontario with headphones
113. derrick lost in the gauntlet
114. attractive resume ideas
(#113 better not fucking be true!)
(i am so worried! "To be continued!")
KiKi, do you want the link to a spoiler about the results of the Gauntlet? I'll share if you want...
The suspense is literally killing me (okay, not really, but it feels like it), but as much as I usually love spoilers, there's something so deeply satisfying about the Gauntlet that I don't want to know. Thank you for the offer, though! (Please dear God let Derrick survive the gauntlet, please dear God let him beat Timmy.)
*giggle*
You're so cute!
I cannot WAIT to meet you.
Your MAP should take this survey.
115. long pee
116. truckee river killer reno 911
117. michael shoeffling actor
118. carl's jr cow commercial
119. giant labia
120. cool sites gawker 43 things
121. my year of new things blog
122. michael hartney and comedy
123. rebecca gloria years old from myspace
124. myspace bulletin things
125. awesome myspace thing
126. cow shake commercial
127. carl's jr cow shake song
128. carl's jr shake commercial actor
129. derrik mtv gauntlet 2
130. white russian, fun facts
131. cow shake commercial
132. pink is the new blog erik
133. long pee blog
134. flaky poop
135. premiere's 100 greatest performances
136. harry greenblatt satc
137. ontario driving headphones highway traffic act
138. uncontrollable burping
139. gay bars and oc
140. trudy's boyfriend on reno 911 picture
141. cow shake commercial
142. get busy cow shaking commercial
143. trudy's boyfriend reno 911
144. seems so magical lyrics illusion
145. derrick's farewell music, gauntlet 2, mtv
146. attractive resume ideas
147. the seven year itch movie comments and suggestions
148. deadwood gale harrold
149. cartoon duck smashing computer
150. firhouse theater newport
151. degrassi slash
152. norm mcdonald comment brandon teena
153. giant labia
#s 145 and 146 make me sad.
#152 is really weird
and #153 is so typical it's almost boring now
Yes... but if you could get "cartoon duck smashing giant labia" to show up in a search... THEN you would really have something!
"cartoon duck smashing giant labia"
I printed that quote again, to up my odds.
(Yo, google gods, show me some love, compell someone to google the above phrase, yo!)
154. jason mraz's ex wife sheridan myspace
155. giant labia
156. year of new things erik
157. firefighter mottos
158. buffy trapper keeper
159. bjs restaurant & brewery gluten
160. corey haim lucas shower room
161. cow shake hardees
162. long pee
163. carls jr cow shake actor
There is seriously a monumental search in the following list of google searches that led to my blog. Let's see if you can figure out which one it is.
164. carls jr cow shake commercial
165. tv spoilers winner of survivor panama
166. laguna beach boom boom room new owner
167. my labias and pee
168. cow shake commercial
(HELLO? Someone searched for labias AND pee in the same search?!???? Combining BOTH of the most common searches that lead people to my blog?!?!???)
You have become the shizit!
Okay, I just want to say that there are some really great searches in today's installment of Google Searches That Have Led People To My Blog:
169. carl's shake guy cow name
170. who sings i will be right here waiting for you
171. jillian armenente
172. top 10 coolest things at a slumber party
173. billy zabka
174. cow shake carls jr code
175. cow shake song
176. erik broderick myspace burbank
177. dustin patterson myspace
178. hardees cow ad
179. carl jr cow shake actor
180. giant labia
181. hardee's cow shake link
Some observations:
--i LOVE that the cow shake commercial is suddenly getting a spike in searches. YAY for the cow shake dude. The cow shake dude is so freaking hot he deserves as many searches as he's getting.
--OH MY GOD IT'S MY FIRST "BILLY ZABKA" SEARCH HIT!!!!! (This search was performed in Dallas, Texas. I don't think the real BZ lives in Dallas, Texas, but we all make our way to Dallas, Texas at some point, don't we?)
--there's my old faithful "giant labia" again.
--i LOVE jillian armenente! hurray for people googling her. she's a great actress.
*giggle* All my hits these past few days have been along the lines of Rebecca Romijn cafeteria "word for extras" "showbiz show" "tonight show" "fancy word for extras" catering, etc.
I would give anything for a BILLY ZABKA search!
You and your giant labias. Labiai?
Whoever googled #184 is my hero. (But my name is spelled with a "k.")
182. giant labia
183. giant labia
184. billy zabka penis my space eric patterson
185. my year of new things erik patterson
186. billy zabka
Pff. Boy, please. You soooooo googled number 184 and tried to make it look like it wasn't you. You just wanted to see how close to the number one result you were.
And don't be shy. You SHOULD be your own biggest hero. I mean... hello!
I promise, I did not google #184. I would never spell my name wrong. Even if I was pretending to be a fake person.
187. firefighter mottos
188. mercury poisoning-salmon
189. seattle grace hospital filmed
190. suzy mcneil singer
191. free virtual gay sex game
192. mary mcneill grey's anatomy
193. kiki sweeney
194. who's the actor in the cow shake commercial
195. cow shake actor
196. billy zabka
197. who's the guy on the hardees cow shake
198. tv's 50 greatest characters ever
199. carl's jr cow shake commercial credits
200. pus adjective spelling
201. pictures of david and keith fucking in six feet under
and a couple of searches that I've deemed unprintable (!)
202. film festivals- billy zabka
203. if i like amaretto sour what other drinks should i get
204. haiky
205. camp snoopy knott's pictures
206. grammer of the sentences about parrot
207. giant labias
208. joe esposito you're the best music codes
209. can't stop burping
210. dorian gray boston court
211. eyebrow dandruff
212. go pre shirt
213. why is colleen's attitude so poopy
214. kiki palmer
215. long pee
Re: why is colleen's attitude so poopy
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
yes, search #213 ROCKS.
how about this one:
216. should i do crunches every day or every other day?
(I just love that people who want to know about crunches are coming to MY SITE)
Me who knows nothing of crunches.
217. cow shake commercial
218. lyrics your the best around nothing's gonna keep me down
219. Regina Spektor
220. who is the actor in the carls jr. shake commercial
221. obsessive burping
222. funny evite response
223. lolita wang
224. new things in
225. giant labias
226. my year of new things
227. 69 dudes bill and ted
228. breathe (2am) blog
229. what does it mean haiky
230. nike go pre shirt
231. china olive buffet in las vegas
232. league of their own bladder peeing
233. cory haim lucas jacket
234. jen aniston
235. jennifer aniston
236. long peeing blog
237. giant labias
I swear, these just keep making me laugh!
238. dorian gray boston court
239. peed for stall blog
240. virtual gay sex game
241. aniston bottom -porn -xxx
242. go pre shirt
243. kate flannery davy jones
245. shelly long movies
246. goatee razor
These are seriously some of my favorite searches EVER:
247. jake gyllenhaal photos on xanga
248. chinese busboy job duties
249. busboy on grey's anatomy
250. kim cattral sex city pubic
251. gilda radner stretch marks
252. q-tip accident
253. george oscar lindsay
254. jesse head, grey's anatomy, busboy
A busboy character is featured on Grey's Anatomy (one of my obsessions) and then the next day, people are coming to my blog with busboy searches! The busboy madness continues!
255. Jen Cotton (a common variation of the spelling of my name...I only wanted some track results!)
256. queen of cactus cove myspace
257. dungeons and dragons buffalo stats
258. that i like tuna tuna
259. chris messina actor photo
260. flaky poop
261. mr. t lyrics -regurgitator -megan
262. chris messina actor 2006
263. busboy picture
OMG, THREE of those searches are so totally related to ME! Heeeeeeeee!
(And are you sad that "giant labia" no longer shows up anywhere?)
OMG, I'm so so so so so so so so so so number 99!
Yay, me!
Bonnie, speak of the devil:
264. giant labias
265. i read his sister's blog
266. kristen davis's haircut
267. carrie new haircut
Aw, crap. I jinxed it. Sorry 'bout that.
oh, don't worry, the giant labias will never end. 'tis not yer fault.
268. derrik mtv fresh meat
269. condom taste test
270. large images of camp snoopy in knotts berry farm
271. attractive resume
272. dequeen arkansas myspace
i love anyone who searches #268, regardless of whether they spell his name right or not.
and i have a soft spot for anyone who finds my blog by searching for #271. because the only reason that phrase is even on my blog is because I searched it myself in the first place and then put it on one of my "google search list" thingies, and I don't think there really is such a thing as an "attractive resume."
273. the cherry orchard evidence room la times
274. mtv fresh meat won't be able to do physical
275. mtv fresh meat able to do anything physical
276. jeana keough
277. jeana keough playboy pictures
some goodies:
278. giant labia
279. cherry orchard evidence room
280. anderson cooper middle name
281. who is juliana margulies dating in 2006
282. greg gerrman
283. to fall in love with all the wrong people
284. the cherry orchard the evidence room
285. sian heder
286. evidence room
287. pictures of derrick from mtv
288. derrick's partner on fresh meat has
289. blog freshmeat derrick diem
290. korean ear wax stick
291. burping site:blogspot.com
292. mtv fresh meat what is diem sick with
293. diem cancer mtv
294. evan from mtv fresh meat
295. it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again lyrics
296. long pees
297. derrick and diem
298. diem and cancer and fresh meat
299. shannon gleason
300. mtv fresh meat diem
301. long pee
what i find weird is that the Fresh Meat episode aired 5 days ago, so why did it take 5 days for people to start searching Diem????
It doesn't take that long for people to START searching--it just takes that long for your blog's results to show up at Google.
Same thing happened for me in the whole Rebecca Romjin elitist video thingy.
Oh, and did you know that Anderson Cooper is going to be at Book Soup across from Tower Records on Sunset this month?
True story.
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Someone is a comedian.
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My kinda people google:
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first of all, Ray, I know that you're spam, but I'm going to leave you here because at least you're on topic spam.
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oh man it's been awhile since i've updated here.
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gosh, i haven't done this in a while:
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A search of "Scott Caan's girlfriend" led me to you, if you're still keeping track of how people found you..
hi anonymous. that's so weird. i haven't gone to my statcounter page in foreeevvverrrr because i stopped keeping track so long ago, but it makes me happy and warm to know that people searching "scott caan" and other things about him come to my little old, ghosttown of a blog. thanks for helping this page keep track. god, i wonder if scott caan's ever googled himself and read all of the weird random nonsense on these pages.
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