I woke up this morning and had the most epic pee in the world. Honestly. It was crazy.
Do you remember that "Revenge of the Nerds" movie (was it the first one or was it the third one?) that had the really-long-urination joke? Ted McGuinley was lounging in a jacuzzi in the guys locker room and then that big Ogre guy got out of the jacuzzi and walked over to a urinal in the background to pee. The joke of the scene was that the Ogre peed for, like, forever. Like, Ted McGuinley just kept on talking and the Ogre just kept on peeing and the scene just kept on going while Ted continued to talk and the Ogre continued to pee and on and on and on. Do you remember that scene?
Anyway, that's what it was like this morning while I was peeing. It was kind of amazing. I just stood there, thinking to myself: "Really? You're still peeing? Really?"