Sunday, January 08, 2006

Another "I have never" list: Wish Fulfillment edition

Since I love making lists, I decided to make a wish fulfillment "I have never" list.

These are things that I have never done that I couldn't just say, "okay, today I'm going to do x." No, several stars would have to align to make any of these things happen. But I'm putting this list together because, like they say, if you put the thought out there...

I have never competed on Amazing Race.

I have never competed on Survivor. (I have an unhealthy obsession with both of these shows, and even though I'm not sure I'm physically fit enough to succeed at either one of them, I think I'd be pretty good at the mental challenges.) (Don't hate me for loving these shows and wanting to be on them. Love me for it.) (I actually applied for Survivor a couple of years ago. I thought the video I made for my application was pretty damn funny, but I realize that was also its downfall. They're not looking for funny. They're looking for TV drama.) (Mark Burnett, if you're reading this, I will give you plenty o' TV drama. But not manufactured. Real. From the heart. I promise.)

I have never performed in a Bjork music video.

I have never had a play of mine produced on Broadway. (I'm working on it.) (And if I could have only one of the things on this list, this would be the one.) (I have faith that it's gonna happen, just gotta keep plugging away.)

I have never been to Narnia.

Update: Dustin requested an "I have" list. And since I'm not one to pass up the opportunity to make a list, I'm working on it, and will post it soon.

8 comments:

dustin said...

I love the I Never's! I've never been to Narnia either! And I've Never smoked a banana peel. And I've never seen an episode of Scarecrow and Mrs. King. ;-)

I think it would be cool to hear Erik's " I Have's"...
Now that would be interesting...

Erik said...

Oh, Dustin, the problem with the "I haves" is that they usually require some story to back them up, so they take more time. But I'll work lots of them into the blog. Gimme some time.

dustin said...

Lazy.

Erik said...

Yer lazy.

dustin said...

Yes! I am lazy... I set up an account for blogging here and i havent started! any suggestions for what to blog about? ;-) I need some motivation.

Erik said...

You could blog about crazy people you meet at the hotel maybe? That was the first thought that came to my mind.

Erik said...

Dustin, I don't know if you will ever read this comment thread again, but I'm still waiting for your blog link to start workin'. Come on!

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