I have never had a mustache before. But now I gots me one. A handlebar one. Not like these ones. (Click on the "gallery" to see some amazing pictures.) More like this one.
Jessica thinks I look like a straight 70s pornstar, and the woman who sold me lunch at Wahoo's Fish Tacos agreed.
I will update with a picture tonight. Check back later.
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They'll be calling you "Pow-Pow Patterson".
;)
L.
It's great when Carl's Jr. commercials start influencing the gays.
it barely even looks like you! you look dirty...in a good way (wink wink)
You know, Pow-Pow Patterson doesn't quite have the same ring to it as a name like Dirk Diggler. But I like it. Pow-Pow Patterson. Yes, I like it indeed.
Jesse, I'm glad you finally "know."
Gina, you make me FEEL dirty. But in a good way.
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