Saturday, June 03, 2006

"Adam kennedy" "has a nice ass"

I would just like to point out that when you google the two phrases in the title of this post, with the quotes the way they are in the title of this post, like some random stranger in Los Angeles just did, you only get one search result: My Year of New Things.

Which I find extremely ironic, since I'm not much of a baseball fan. But I suppose I am a fan of Adam Kennedy's very nice ass, so it all works out in the end. (No pun intended.)

25 comments:

christy said...

first!

Erik said...

took you long enough!

christy said...

just the other day I got a search from google germany:

"okay to drive" drunk

how much do I love that that search led someone to my blog!?

christy said...

whatever, i have gone days with no one claiming first on my blogs

christy said...

i was at theatre of note

Erik said...

today? what were you doing there?

christy said...

and i see you, and i know it's you, and you come to my blog and don't comment.

Erik said...

those drunk germans must love your blog, by the way!

Erik said...

lots of people have the same isp address as me. i worked it out with the people who hand out isp addresses.

christy said...

"the won"

christy said...

it was just a winner.

Erik said...

i love josh fardon. he starred in the very first workshop of the very first play i ever wrote, many many years ago. he's awesome.

christy said...

(NBF)

christy said...

i just reloaded the page and it has a giant red 'x' with your name next to it, which is for liars.

Erik said...

he's brilliant. and that's no lie.

i hope he self-googles one day and finds this thread 'cuz:

josh fardon, you're brilliant!

Erik said...

i haven't been to your blog in months, christy, so i don't know what you're talking about.

christy said...

well i haven't been to your blog in months, either.

so there!

christy said...

He is SO brilliant!

christy said...

josh fardon you are brilliant!!

google google google

Erik said...

his ass isn't as nice as adam kennedy's though.

christy said...

well i wouldn't want to have to sit through adam kennedy's workshopped reading.

christy said...

and the mysterious rebecca gray was on the program as curator of the next play and i wanted to say hi and been like, "oh, you're rebecca gray from erik's blog" but had no clue which one she might have been.

Erik said...

yeah, you're right--adam kennedy's workshopped reading would pale quite hard in comparison to a josh fardon reading.

and you should have asked someone to point out rebecca to you and then told her you know her from my blog. isn't it wierd to meet people from blogland in real life?

i am sitting in a coffeeshop RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT staring at someone who is currently on my blogroll (in the "strangers/people i've never met in real life" column) and when i saw this person walk into the coffeeshop, i was like "hey that's so-and-so from my blogroll, i read their blog!" and i was about to go say hello or something, but then this person started to make out with someone--they are STILL MAKING OUT and we are in a TOTAL PUBLIC PLACE, which is, okay, not very crowded and it's a dark coffeeshop, but still--i cannot, like, interrupt to be like "hi, i read your blog!"

or can i?

christy said...

but *what if* you got to stare at adam kennedy's ass the whole reading?? that would make it a tough choice.

or not, after two minutes.

did you interrupt the maker-outers? i wouldn't, personally, but sounds like a good story for someone else to do (and that someone else usually winds up being me...)

and i had to pee really, really bad for the last three scenes of josh's play which is why i was distracted from meeting rebecca gray.

have you written a screenplay before? i'm sure you have. it's really easy to write pages but i'm finding it so difficult to imbue them with any meaning.

i feel like i *feel* the camera in between me and the characters and i can't access them. like they're hiding behind the camera in my mind. does that make any sense?

oh and it *is* heartwarming to hear tales of people with blogs making out in public. making out anywhere, for that matter.

Erik said...

there should be "Kiss Your Favorite Blogger" day.