My mustache has gotten uncomfortably long.
When I say "uncomfortably long," I mean that I was just eating lunch, and I was chewing, and I was like, "um, there's a hair in my food."
And then I was like, "um, that hair is attached to my face."
That's how long my mustache has gotten.
I know. Gross. But it happened.
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second.
and everyone knows that second is more exclusive and exciting than first.
sorry joe.
Puh-lease...No one know that. Why you keep tryin' to start shit?
Lindsay Lindsay
Lindsay Lindsay, I was just trying to get a rise out of Joe Chandler because it's fun, that's why I was tryin' to start shit, dawg.
i thought i'd try the whole facial hair thing, starting in May. First the interminable amount of time until you feel like you've got enough to work with, styling it, etc. Then I had a full goatee. Then I felt I had a little too much "goat" happening, so I shaved off the mustache. Just a trim beard. And I kept trimming until now it's just one of those subtle just "defining the chin" things. Geez, I could have saved myself a lot of time if I'd stopped earlier!
I got mine at Target. You're not a man without one.
Jesse, I DON'T LIKE TO SHAVE. I HAVE GIVEN UP. I am going to be that guy who has a really long beard and says sage things to people on quests.
photo of said mustache please.
We don't need to 2 gay Gandolfs. This isn't a shaver, it's a trimmer, and it keeps things from becoming nappy.
"Deal!", says Mandy Moore!
Su bigote debe ser muy itchy.
Surprisingly, El, (I've never called you "El" before, have I?) (I don't think I have) it doesn't itch at all. (I had to use babel fish to translate your comment.) (Bable fish, bonbon!)
"Eleanor's boobies"
So glad you're enjoying the Babelfish. It's greatness.
Most fun, though, is using the Binary Code Translator AND Babelfish to change your words from English to Italian to French to German to Spanish back to English and then to Binary.
And then back to English.
It's freakin' weird.
(And I can't find the time to finish my screenplay? Sheesh! LAME!)
Speaking of facial hair...
You know Nads?
I always thought that was an unfortunate name for a hair removal product.
PS.
Su bigote es como el bigote de un agente de la pornografia.
Nads is hilarious.
oh, and I've been having so much fun with babel fish coming up with an appropriate response to your last comment, Angela.
Here goes:
Oh mi dios, tan verdad. Ahora, es una barba completa, pero estoy consiguiendo cansado de todo el pelo y que piensa de afeitar todo EXCEPTO el bigote, por supuesto, porque deseo guardar la mirada del porn.
This is the translation according to Babel fish of your last comment:
"Oh my God, so truth. Now, it is a complete beard, but I am obtaining tired of all the hair and that thinks to shave everything EXCEPT the moustache, of course, because desire to keep the glance from porn."
Appropriately, that's exactly what I wrote in English to be translated.
Ms. Rigby, are you in Michigan?
*snork*
My process of translation (before I saw the slightly wacky but not-so-different-from-my-own slightly wacky translation):
"Oh my God, so true. Now, it's a beard...whoops...complete beard, but I'm considering singing?...no...something... all the hair...oh, getting tired of all the hair...and that think?...is that right???...think that...something...what the hell is afeitar?...everything EXCEPT the mustache, of course, because I desire to guard the look of the porn. Hm. Because I want to maintain the porn image?"
Four years of Spanish class, amigos.
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