Wednesday, January 11, 2006

New Thing #14: My pornstar mustache

I have never had a mustache before. But now I gots me one. A handlebar one. Not like these ones. (Click on the "gallery" to see some amazing pictures.) More like this one.

Jessica thinks I look like a straight 70s pornstar, and the woman who sold me lunch at Wahoo's Fish Tacos agreed.

I will update with a picture tonight. Check back later.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

They'll be calling you "Pow-Pow Patterson".

;)

L.

Anonymous said...

It's great when Carl's Jr. commercials start influencing the gays.

Gina said...

it barely even looks like you! you look dirty...in a good way (wink wink)

Erik said...

You know, Pow-Pow Patterson doesn't quite have the same ring to it as a name like Dirk Diggler. But I like it. Pow-Pow Patterson. Yes, I like it indeed.

Erik said...

Jesse, I'm glad you finally "know."

Erik said...

Gina, you make me FEEL dirty. But in a good way.