I have this shirt this shouts "GO PRE" and whenever I wear it out in the world, someone inevitably asks me "What's Pre?"
Now, the real answer? "Pre" is short for Prefontaine, as in Steve Prefontaine, the runner whose life was tragically cut short in 1975, whose "rare combination of talent, discipline, determination, and star-quality," according to his official website, inspired fans "to roar [in] encouragement, 'Go Pre!'"
So, yeah, that's the real answer to the question, but it's also a pretty boring answer. (No offense, Pre.)
So, depending on my mood, I tell people my shirt is proclaiming my support of various other "causes." Yes, depending on my mood, I tell them it means:
GO PREMARITAL SEX!
GO PRELIMINARY ELECTIONS!
GO PREPARING YOUR TAXES!
GO PREMATURE EJACULATION!
GO PRELL SHAMPOO!
GO PREMED STUDENTS!
GO PREHISTORIC ANIMALS!
Things like that. (Oh my god, I just got SO TIRED.)
(This post is true, but it was also an excuse for me to just be obsessive compulsive for a few minutes and start to collect a list of "words that begin with pre." Because I'm weird.)
(I have a feeling this is one of those posts that will inspire my mom to say something like "your posts are never bad, but some of them just aren't as good as the other ones.") ('Cuz she's a punkass.)
(On a sidenote, have you seen this: Tom Cruise runs. Clink it. It made me laugh.)