Just so, so wily.
Mangy. Out of control.
So I fucking got rid of all of it!
Or, most of it.
This is the shortest my hair has ever been. (Aside from the few times I've shaved my head--but I don't count those times because both times I shaved my head, I did it for plays I was acting in. This is the shortest I've ever actually cut my hair just for myself.)