Monday, August 14, 2006

I just made this huge, giant poop...

...that was about the size of Elijah Wood and I'm sorry I felt the need to share that BUT IT WAS SUCH AN INCREDIBLY SATISFYING POOP that I couldn't help but share. (You're lucky I didn't take a picture.)

(Clink on the above Elijah Wood link because that's how big my poop was.)

(Okay, for some reason the link doesn't work anymore, so I'm posting the picture below.)

11 comments:

TheDarkerUma said...

things like that make life grand....don't they?

happy last day of your birthday week!

Erik said...

how perfect that you were the first person to comment on my poop post!

oh, and it may be the last day of my birthday week, but i still get to celebrate my birthday MONTH.

TheDarkerUma said...

christ on a stick.... and so it begins...

you are like (i think I am officially a californian....like...like...like) a birthday sales person/telemarketer.

p.s. i'm watching fresh meat live tonight. thank god the significant other is working so as not to judge me.

Erik said...

ooooo i am SO excited about tonight's episode of Fresh Meat. maybe i'll live blog it again? i haven't done that in a while (i gave it up because i was tired of writing about wes, but the show has been really good lately) and tonight looks like it's going to be a Derrick heavy episode, which should be EXCELLENT.

TheDarkerUma said...

if you do, i'll be reading....

cause i'm cool like dat.

i hope derek and diem fall in love, make sweet love and grow old together.

or perhaps just grow. it is reality tv after all.

p.s. my god damn word verification is "msbpp".

Erik said...

i hate the goddamned word verification!

Erik said...

i reeeeeeeeeeally want derrick and diem to fall in love.

i haven't decided if i'm going to do the live blogging or not, but there's a good chance...

TheDarkerUma said...

i just got caught by the significant other.....

i yelled "don't judge me!!!!"

joe chandler said...

dude...elijah (playing the role of your poop) is trying to hold himself out of the toilet water. but you're going to flush him down.

Erik said...

Uma, he MUST let you watch MTV without judgement. That should be, like, Cardinal Rule #1.

Erik said...

joe, i know, it's sad, isn't it? The sad story of poop Elijah about to be flushed down the drain.

FULL DISCLOSURE: I love Elijah. The fact that I'm using him in this poop analogy is merely meant to represent the size of my poop and should in no way be taken as a reflection of my feelings for the real Elijah, who I think is a rockstar and who I have loved ever since I first saw him in Avalon.