Thursday, August 17, 2006

Seven words:

Snakes on a Motherfucking Plane opens tomorrow!

A lot of people (including me) are expecting this movie to be so bad that it's good. Of course, it could be just good enough that it's bad. Or it could be so good that it's terrible. Or it could be so fucking horrendously bad that it's amazing. (I'm hoping for that last sentence to be an accurate description.)

Regardless, however good it is, nothing could stop me from seeing it this weekend. Are you going? You totally should. Let's make this mortherfuicking (wow, I just looked up at the strange man sitting next to me at this coffeeshop and then looked back down at my screen and I love that bad spelling) (mortherfuicking is the new motherfucking) movie the #1 movie over the weekend! Dorks rule!


Jesse said...

Snakes on hyped hunk shit!

Jesse said...

Snakes on hyped hunk of shit!

TheDarkerUma said...

i don't think i will see the movie because it won't live up to all
YOUR hype. tsk tsk. another movie ruined.

when someone says, "uma, we need to talk", i wish i could just print out song lyrics and give it to them as my response.

yo, yo.

Dave said...

Do I want to see this movie? Hecka yeah! But do I WANT to see this movie? Sadly, no. And it's not becuase it won't live up to it's hype. It's because .... well...i'mafraidofsnakes.

There I've said it. I own it, I'm fine with it. But well, i'm not really. I wish I could see it, but I'd spend the entire two hours with my hands covering my eyes.

By the way, did anyone see Arachnophobia? I heard it was good, but guess what? Yep, i'mafraidofspiders too.

Bonnie said...

Fucking. Awesome. Movie.

christy said...

it was SO GREAT.

and we beat you.

nyah nyah.

Anonymous said...

tonight is the party/premiere i am heading to. open bar, costumes, dorks abounding. i can't wait!

Erik said...

JESSE: shut up! you just like being anti hype!

JESSE: I know I told you I would delete your first comment for you and let the second one stand, but i kind of like "hyped hunk shit" without the "of."

UMA: But you don't understand! My hype is that I think it's going to be TERRIBLE but in a really fun fantastic way! Kinda like Dude, Where's My Car (which, if anyone is reading this and is like, "what the fuck," DWMC is an AMAZING film) (and Urp, I know that you have a thing against Dude, Where's My Car because you had to stare at the DWMC poster in our bedroom for two years, but still) Snakes on a Plane should be loads of fun and I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY I RUINED IT FOR YOU. I haven't even seen it yet, so I can't ruin it yet!!!!

Also, Urp: the second half of your comment doesn't make sense right now because I deleted the song lyrics part of this post, but yeah, I hear ya. I totally agree. I wish song lyrics could be the answer for everything difficult.

DAVE: Part of the fun of movies is getting the bejesus scared outta ya! (And Arachnaphobia is a GREAT movie.)

BONBON: it was great?!?!???!??

CHRISTY: for real?!?!?!!?!??

LINDSAY: I am so jealous, your party is going to be amazing!! You have to report back to me and let me know all the fun details.

Bonnie said...

Fucking. Awesome. Movie. For reals.

Erik said...

awefuckingsome, i can't wait to see it!

was it crowded at the late night show last night??? what movie theater did you go to???

Bonnie said...

We went to 3rd St. Promenade and lined up about an hour before showtime.

There were a bunch of people lining up about the same time, but the theater wasn't even 75% full at showtime.

Have you gone to see it yet?

Are you forever changed?

Erik said...

I haven't seen it yet. I know, I know, I know. I just haven't gotten there. Life. Oy.

Bonnie said...

Did you see the punkass video on my blog? Holy hell, that's funny for old Mac lovers like me (you'll be too young to get most of it, but you'll probably still respect the artistry).