Jenny wanted to know when we could start talking about last night's episode of Rockstar: Supernova. She didn't want to make any spoilerish comments. But I think it's okay to talk, those who watch the show have seen it by now.
a. I liked Ryan, but I was really happy with their decision to get rid of him. As soon as he climbed up on top of those speakers, I was like: "dude, you're a rockstar, you're not fucking Spiderman." I mean, the climbing on top of the piano bit actually worked for me (though I know Jenny thought it was too theatrical/contrived), but it really really really (times infinity) felt like a gimmick last night.
b. So America decided to slap Dilana for her behavior last week and put her in the bottom three. I think that's fine, I think she deserved a good slapping, and I wish her performance last night had been better. Psycho Killer wasn't the best song choice. But she still deserves to win this thing. Her performance of Mother, Mother was the best performance of the season. (I won't go so far as to agree with Dave and say it was the best performance of both seasons--I think that honor has to go to Suzie McNeil for her performance of Bohemian Rhapsody.)
c. Toby rocked and deserved the encore. No "evs" about it.
d. If Lukas wins this thing, I will be so disappointed. I couldn't understand a single mushy word he sang on the Supernova track. I kept rewinding my Tivo, going "huh? whuh?" and listening more closely, desperately trying to figure out what the lyrics were.
e. I know I'm gay and all, but I kinda have a crush on Storm Large.
f. Magni = boring and I have nothing to say about him. (What do you think about that, Jenny, huh? Huh?) (Oooooo, and Gina, you and Fi are big Magni fans too, aren't you?!? Well: slam!)
In a previous post, I used the phrase "rock out with your cock out," and then Adam posted a comment saying that Lindsay uses a variation of that phrase (hers is: "jam out with your clam out") and he suggested a contest to come up with more expressions in the vein of doing-something-wild-with-your-genitalia-to-express-a-"rock-on, dude"-attitude. His unofficial first submission was "do your thang with your wang."
Oh, and Adam's in Cambodia right now and he said he'd get a "t-shirt from Cambodia" for the winner. (Actually, now that I think about it, he might have been talking about something else when he said he would bring back a t-shirt from Cambodia, but I'm going to offer it up as the prize to this little contest anyway, and Adam can't say nothin' about it.)
So, to sum up:
--The original expression is "rock out with your cock out."
--Lindsay's variation is "jam out with your clam out."
--Adam's variation is "do your thang with your wang."
--The contest is to come up with more of these rocking genitalia-using phrases.
--Winner gets a t-shirt (maybe) and admiration and respect (definitely).
Whatcha, whatcha, whatcha got?