Really wily.
Just so, so wily.
Mangy. Out of control. 
So I fucking got rid of all of it!
Or, most of it.
This is the shortest my hair has ever been. (Aside from the few times I've shaved my head--but I don't count those times because both times I shaved my head, I did it for plays I was acting in. This is the shortest I've ever actually cut my hair just for myself.)
Rock on.
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So good.
I think this is your new look.
Jesse, you have to say "FIRST!"
Jesse, it's nice, right? I've been wanting to buzz for a while.
Oh, and yeah, Jesse, listen to Christy.
I dig the new look!! Though I do have a weakness for mop-tops.
But this way it looks far less likely that things are alive in your hair.
Christy, it didn't just LOOK like things were alive in my hair...things were alive in my hair.
I don't even want to think about it...I mean look at MY hair...
I saw this consumer report once that says 97% of all people have this kind of bug that lives in their scalp.
There are so many things I don't want to think about.
Your Kristen Davis, Christy, you don't have any living things in your hair.
Oh good, thank god.
I dig the new look - rock on indeed! It looks soft - do lightly rub your hand over it as you think? I would.
I wish I could shave my head sometimes...but I have a big lump on the back of my head. Dr. said she could get rid of it, but there would be needles involved and I'm not in the elective surgery echelon of health insurance. But I love a close cut - means there's no hiding...seems very direct.
As Kirk Wilson would say "HHHHHHHHOT."
I just realized you have many Jessicas and Jesses in your life...well this is Jessica Hanna. Oh I know what I'll be
...that last post was from me too. ;)
Okay, you buggy-headed people. You're creeping me out.
And yay for the buzzcut! Love it!
Jessica! (Mrs. Kick-ass!) Thank you for the compliments about my new 'do. I would totally support you if you shaved your head, big bump and all. I think women with shaved heads are super hot.
Bonnie, sorry about all of the bug talk.
Did everyone notice how I said "your Kristen Davis," when I meant "you're Kristen Davis"?
Carrie Bradshaw totally would have made fun of me.
I'm not an Erhead! I take pride in being last.
Jesse,
You're not last anymore. Christy, now you can compete for either first or last. Isn't that exciting?
Question: Doesn't anyone who reads Erik's blog ever sleep?
Erik, love the buzz.
PAM
I did notice, Erik. I thought it was charming. Same way I thought it was charming when you said "grammer". Just like I am truly in love with the phrase "almost hit me/you by a car", and I love that everyone is spelling masturbation with an "e".
Carrie Bradshaw I am not.
My boobs are way smaller and much more proportional to my body.
And I am so in love with my new blog! I just went out and took a bunch of pictures for my next one! I just keep thinking about all the things I want to blog and it makes me so happy.
And PAM,
It will be so hard to compete for last, because you have to be so sneaky about it. Like if I said "LAST!" someone would just immediately post after me and say "No, I'm LAST."
I'm not trying to be last, but couldn't let this string go by without saying how dashing I think you look Erik.
Very very nice!!
I too am a fan of the new 'do! It's definately a keeper.
Okay, I love that people are now competing for last. I love it because you all know I am such a comment whore and the fact that "last" is kind of a completely unattainable position to hold. Or, actually, it's imminently attainable, but incredibly hard to maintain because any dirtbag (and when I say dirtbag, I mean me) could just add another comment after you and then they're fucking "last."
Which basically just means that if people are trying to get "last" comment on my posts, I get more and more comments and I'm a happy boy.
Christy, I've always had a hard time spelling the word masterbation...
masturbation...(?)
mastirbation...(?)
I guess there are some things that are more difficult to spell than they are to do.
And no, Christy, you're not Carrie Bradshaw. You're (did you notice the correct grammer!) (-ar) probably more Samantha aren't you. I mean, even though you look like Kristen Davis IRL, I can't say that you're Charlotte because
(a) I'm Charlotte
and
(b) Charlotte would never name her blog wildinbed.blogspot.com
Though I love that you did.
Dave, thank you! I'm not sure that I've ever been called "dashing." Or if I have, it's been a really long time. (And I've never been called dashing in print.) (I guess this isn't really "in print," is it? I should have prolly said "online.")
(Am I the only one who thinks we should get rid of the word "probably" because it's archaic and has too many syllables and we should replace it with the word "prolly"?)
(Prolly.)
Thank you Nichole (soleclaw)!
You know, I just realized...I've always wondered what "soleclaw" means, but I've never asked you. I wonder if you will ever read this comment thread again and see that I asked you that question. I should ask you on your blog where you are certain to see it, and I will.
it's coleslaw with the letters reversed.
but I don't really know what "coleslaw" means.
and you mean *you* did (named my blog).
I'm so not Samantha. At all. I talk about sex WAY more than I actually have it.
I'm most like Carrie, only I have smaller boobs and don't care about grammer/ar. I tend to fall for arrogant jackasses.
But you're right, I'm not Charlotte. You're Charlotte. A gay, Jewish Charlotte.
I'm really Dale Cooper.
(I've never even seen Twin Peaks!)
(I even thought of writing a blog about it to convince you to let me BORROW Twin Peaks)
(But then I was afraid you wouldn't love me anymore if I admitted I'd never seen it)
(And then I figured maybe I should just ask you to borrow Twin Peaks, that I was being "histrionic" aka over-dramatic)
It's just another word for mayonnaise.
Hey Bonnie, I just found out that Christy has never seen Twin Peaks before and I decided I'm not going to be her friend anymore.
Coleslaw is more than just mayonaise. There's lettuce-ish stuff in there too!
Pff. That's just a formality.
It's like chicken salad, shrimp salad, tuna salad, egg salad... it's all mayonnaise.
Especially if you grew up in the south.
Oh, and you have to still be friends with Babes McPhee even though she hasn't seen "Twin Peaks."
We can't all have everything.
Oh, I'll be friends with her again (in about five minutes), I just wanted her to sweat it out a little bit because she admitted to being histrionic.
Okay, I totally can't comment with y'all 'til I finish my column.
For reals.
I must be good.
Rent's due, y'know.
PHEW. I wasn't sweating it out so much because I admitted to being histrionic but because I outed you to my religious-ass mom.
FINSIH YOUR COLUMN, BonBon! Um, "finish" it, too.
But mostly FINSIH it, BonBon McSomething.
I'm glad you outed me to your RAM. Your RAM needs to know more GAMs. (That's supposed to stand for Gay-Ass Men. Not Gay Ass-Men. Gay-Ass Men.)
After that last comment, I can just sense all of the google hits I'm going to start getting!
Yes, FINSIH it!
I'm glad, too, Erik. She totally needs to know more GAM. She's so such an amazingly awesome, fabulous, entirely different person when she forgets for a minute that she is married to my dad and teaches sunday school.
The weird part is, my dad is a kick ass awesome guy too he just hides it all behind a religious, Dick Cheney republican exterior (ewww).
My parents kick ass. Although okay, my dad *is* homophobic. But he had a bad experience as a youth. I don't really think its at all fair to hate anyone because people usually react rationally their experiences (he was broke and adorable and 18 and didn't have a place to stay and a guy who took him in tried to lay him). And he *is* pro-choice, but he also was born to a 17-year-old and he really believes that if she could have afforded an abortion he wouldn't have been born. You just can't judge anyone, no matter how Republican they are.
And what about Gay-Ass-Men. When the hyphens are all around, you just don't know for sure about anything.
I meant rationally *to their* experiences.
and I meant *pro-life* he is *pro-life*
I blame the syrah, entirely.
I don't think my mom will read the comments on your blog.
Okay, I just came back to tell y'all that I FINSIHED my column!
Signed,
BonBon McSomething
BTW, how did your hairstylist react to your photojournaling? Did you tell him/her it was for your blog and give out the URL and all that cool stuff?
Just wondering how deep your blog addiction lies. ;)
HOT FUCKING SEXY BITCH! Wanna make out?
Erik, I somehow missed this comment before but I have ALWAYS pronounced/spelled "prolly" like that.
When I see other people write "prolly" I feel a little bit plagiarized.
What about BonBon McBonBon?
Gina, we should totally make out for old times sake. Matt wouldn't mind, would he?
Christy, your parents just MIGHT read my comments...you never know. My mom reads yours!
Bonnie, I wish I had told my haircutter to read my blog, but I didn't. I SHOULD HAVE. That would have reflected my obsessive nature. But I'm always disoriented when I'm getting a haircut because they make me take my glasses off.
If that makes any sense.
Hopefully it does, but it prolly doesn't.
I think I like "Bon McBonBon" better.
Like, "Bon. Mc-Bon-Bon (rest, rest) Bon. Mc-Bon-Bon-Bonnnnn."
That was cool, Babes.
Now... can you do my nickname to the tune of "The Theme from Knight Rider"?
Bon-bon-bon-bon, bon-bon-bon-bon...bon-bon-bon-bon-Mc-Bonnn(bon).
Bitchin'.
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