The kids are reading Macbeth and they're working on an assignment where they're supposed to write "what they know about Shakespeare and his background." I just overheard the following conversation, verbatim:
TEENAGE GIRL: What do we know about Shakespeare?
TEENAGE BOY: He was married and he had three kids and then his wife found out he was gay.
TEENAGE GIRL: Really?
TEENAGE BOY: Yeah.
TEENAGE GIRL: That's, like, my worst nightmare. Being in love with a guy and then finding out he's gay.