The family got together again today, so my ten-year-old cousin Steffani and I got together for another meeting of The Nose Hair Club. The joy of The Nose Hair Club is showing off how many nose hairs we can pluck for each other. Okay, that's a lie: it's really just in showing off how many nose hairs I can pluck out for Steffani. Because she never pulls out any of her nose hairs. But then again, maybe she doesn't have any.
We made an 11-second videotape of today's nose hair plucking moment, just for the hell of it. (Bizarre, I know.) We used my phone to make the video, so it's not great quality or anything. And it's not that illuminating, but hey, it's only 11 seconds long. Here 'tis: